GDPR Privacy Policy

Wow has anyone ever read one of these?

We have to have one of these dealios to explain how we comply with the GDPR (General Data Protection Regulation), the DPA (Data Protection Act) and the PECR (Privacy and Electronic Communications Regulations) because God knows there are not enough actual interesting things in the world to read, you need to read 1,000 words of legalese nonsense that makes literally not one bit of difference to anyone, ever.

Short words

The best bit about the GDPR is that all this has to be “concise, transparent, intelligible, and easily accessible” so hold on to your hats, this is going to be the shortest, clearest, and best freakin’ privacy policy you ever did see.

So. Here we go…